Dear McDonald,
Ronald Mcdonald and IT… I see some resemblance. I know your food is bad for my health, but all I want is a foreign object free Frappe.
Oddly enough, the areas you think would have sloppy food, are the ones I’ve yet to have a problem with. But little oh Manhattan, has the worst frappes. I won’t say the address of the location, but all I’ll say is that there near my school FIT. The funny thing is that I’m never near the location, and I’m usually down to the last drop, when I find the object. Once was a tiny bug, hair, and the other I have no idea what it was.
This is unacceptable and disgusting. Therefor Mcdonalds, you have lost my service.
Sincerely,
Ex happy consumer
The Frappe from HELL.